11:36 <@hazen> When America needed minutemen to stand up to British aggression, who was there when she needed her?
11:36 <@hazen> a bunch of drunks in a tavern, that's who
11:37 <@hazen> You think sober men would line up at Lexington and Concord to fight the best army units in the world?
11:37 <@hazen> fuck no
11:37 <@hazen> those guys were wasted
11:38 <@hazen> Who signed up in droves to make sure Kentucky stayed free and part of the Union, thus preserving our precious Bourbon for future generations?
11:39 <@hazen> it wasn't tee-totalers, I can assure you
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