it's thursday, so some of the guys at work & i order chinese food & have it delivered. i got some of the coolest chopsticks ever - the translation is absolutley horrendous! looky:

(front of package)

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.

pl ease try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks

the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.

and cultual.

                    BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS

                    PRODUCT OF CHINA

(back of package)

Learn how to use your chopsticks



Tuk under              thurnb

and held firmly




Add secord chcostick

hold it as you hold

a pencil




Hold tirst chopstick

in original position

move the second

one up and down

Now you can pick

up anything :




PRODUCTOF

CHINA

These came from Win House, just a stone's throw from work (in Chamblee). i've also gotten these chopsticks at Chinese Buddah (14th street), Doc Chey's (N. Highland avenue) and Yum Wok (in Pittsburgh).