well, martin, look no further. carthasis is, after all, my middle name. if you haven't already torched the posessions of yours that need it, i'll help. and if at all possible, we'll try to jerry-rig a flame thrower (even if it's just us drinking gasoline and lighting our pee). also, i have this lampshade here that's in pieces and has been desperately needing a project to get it back into shape. i don't know if you want anything artsy-fartsy or just a temp thing so we can throw those photocopied snapshots in the (towering inferno) cesspool, but what with you not having a job, i don't see why you couldn't make something a little nice. you never do anything nice for me.

jeremy catharsis barrett