Yeah, Mike, I saw some vaguely homoerotic sporting even on a three lettered network and saw the audacity that was Janet's boob. I immediately poopooed the idea of it be "accidental" because of the dumb sunburst nipple shield she had. I'm sure Mark will agree that you'd NEVER wear anything like that unless you were planning on showing it off very soon.
I still maintain that the best superbowl watching event was when Mark and I watched it 2 years ago with a friend of his and all her lesbian friends. We were all HAW HAW EVERYONE HERE LIKES PUSSY NOW WHERE'S MY BEER.
Mike, step 0 when relighting the furnace is to turn the gas off and let what collected around the pilot to dissipate. Then turn it back on and immediately light the pilot. Or whatever the thing is that makes the big part go burn. If that doesn't work, bitch mightily to your landlord. Also be glad that you don't live here, since it hit a low of -11 on thursday (warming up to a balmy -8 degrees Farenheit when I walked the half mile to the train) and got up to a blistering 5 degrees above zero by 1 pm. My breath was condensing right in front of my face and freezing in my beard. We're having a damn heatwave now as it broke freezing today for the first time in about a month or so, which also means snow and lots of it. It really only snows when it's between 25 degrees and 35 degrees. Any warmer or colder and it turns into rain or just doesn't, uh, snow.
Martin, congrats on the teaching job. I was seriously considering getting my certification in Illinois, since there's such a huuuuuuge lack of science and math teachers (and we all know how much I like math and science mmmhmmm). But that was before this other job fell in my lap. I'm interested to see how it goes for you. Keep us updated.
Also my copy of DJ Assault's "Off The Chain For the Y2K" was stolen when the house on Center street got broken into. Through a bizarre chain of events, DJ Assault hisself mailed me a copy of it in an effort to seduce more Chicagoland hoez into his multitude of asses wiggling & titties jiggling.
FILTH FLARN! MOTHERFUCKER! DICK, PUSSY, SNOT AND SHIT. GOODNIGHT!
SUCK MY DICK, BYE BYE.
I still maintain that the best superbowl watching event was when Mark and I watched it 2 years ago with a friend of his and all her lesbian friends. We were all HAW HAW EVERYONE HERE LIKES PUSSY NOW WHERE'S MY BEER.
Mike, step 0 when relighting the furnace is to turn the gas off and let what collected around the pilot to dissipate. Then turn it back on and immediately light the pilot. Or whatever the thing is that makes the big part go burn. If that doesn't work, bitch mightily to your landlord. Also be glad that you don't live here, since it hit a low of -11 on thursday (warming up to a balmy -8 degrees Farenheit when I walked the half mile to the train) and got up to a blistering 5 degrees above zero by 1 pm. My breath was condensing right in front of my face and freezing in my beard. We're having a damn heatwave now as it broke freezing today for the first time in about a month or so, which also means snow and lots of it. It really only snows when it's between 25 degrees and 35 degrees. Any warmer or colder and it turns into rain or just doesn't, uh, snow.
Martin, congrats on the teaching job. I was seriously considering getting my certification in Illinois, since there's such a huuuuuuge lack of science and math teachers (and we all know how much I like math and science mmmhmmm). But that was before this other job fell in my lap. I'm interested to see how it goes for you. Keep us updated.
Also my copy of DJ Assault's "Off The Chain For the Y2K" was stolen when the house on Center street got broken into. Through a bizarre chain of events, DJ Assault hisself mailed me a copy of it in an effort to seduce more Chicagoland hoez into his multitude of asses wiggling & titties jiggling.
FILTH FLARN! MOTHERFUCKER! DICK, PUSSY, SNOT AND SHIT. GOODNIGHT!
SUCK MY DICK, BYE BYE.
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