whoooaa nelly, that was some bachelor partay.
thank you all so very much for that. ted, mark, your communication throughout the evening was much appreciated. ted, i was told we had a long conversation after the cheetah.. i have no recollection of said phone call but i guess it was something like "never have i seen titties like those, ted." brad, i hope you enjoyed your lap dance from the midget as much as i did. you know, i realized this morning that strippers are the perfect target market for something like the scrotey totey. it sure would be nifty for drunk idiots that decide to tip with susan b. anthonys and sacajaweas. the obvious problem is how to keep the crotch attractive. maybe they could just serve as a foot adornment. thoughts?
mark, i'm so very glad you'll be attending. i have two plans to propose. the first plan is that i or someone else present on the island on friday come pick you up and take you back to st. simons that same night. i have to meet the preacher that night, but there's a chance i could make it and i'm certain there will be others who could. the second, less exciting, plan is for my cousins to pick you up and take you back to my house in jacksonville for the evening. what will probably happen is some random person will pick you up and bring you to meet up with us at brogen's (bar). also, i commend your decision to stay until monday morning. you are indeed correct about the beach drinking and hangovers. also, roxanne and i plan to have beach activities for sunday (sand castle contest). so you should have a great time kickin it after booting your bad job. btw, congrats on landing the gf9 job! that sounds like a lot of fun. probably way more fun than concrete.
stupid hangover.
oh, and HAPPY MOMMA'S DAY!
thank you all so very much for that. ted, mark, your communication throughout the evening was much appreciated. ted, i was told we had a long conversation after the cheetah.. i have no recollection of said phone call but i guess it was something like "never have i seen titties like those, ted." brad, i hope you enjoyed your lap dance from the midget as much as i did. you know, i realized this morning that strippers are the perfect target market for something like the scrotey totey. it sure would be nifty for drunk idiots that decide to tip with susan b. anthonys and sacajaweas. the obvious problem is how to keep the crotch attractive. maybe they could just serve as a foot adornment. thoughts?
mark, i'm so very glad you'll be attending. i have two plans to propose. the first plan is that i or someone else present on the island on friday come pick you up and take you back to st. simons that same night. i have to meet the preacher that night, but there's a chance i could make it and i'm certain there will be others who could. the second, less exciting, plan is for my cousins to pick you up and take you back to my house in jacksonville for the evening. what will probably happen is some random person will pick you up and bring you to meet up with us at brogen's (bar). also, i commend your decision to stay until monday morning. you are indeed correct about the beach drinking and hangovers. also, roxanne and i plan to have beach activities for sunday (sand castle contest). so you should have a great time kickin it after booting your bad job. btw, congrats on landing the gf9 job! that sounds like a lot of fun. probably way more fun than concrete.
stupid hangover.
oh, and HAPPY MOMMA'S DAY!
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