I am amused by people that pretend to wash their hands after using the bathroom. Why do you even go to the trouble of touching the faucet and spreading your germs if you don't use soap and treat the water as if it was going to eat you? Don't people realize that there is scrubbing involved with a proper hand wash? I feel obligated to spread this propaganda now that I'm working for the CDC. Nazis don't wash their hands. Be a productive American. Wash your hands. Fight the flu.