i thought the perfect woman was a rich, blind, deaf & mute nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owned a liquor store.

brad's tv is bigger than most cul-de-sacs, in fact, it is one of three manmade structures visible from the moon.

i'm leaving for india this weekend. 10 days all over the country on the company's dime ain't such a bad thing. especially the crazy monopoly money they have... makes me feel like i'm in the legend of zelda.

mikex0r, i still have that sixteen port HP 10BT hub you gave me. The cats like to sneak into the closet it's in to smell it. Did you fill it full of meat and/or catnip before you stole acquired it?

i know a person who used to drink so much she would hallucinate. while this was happening one night, her dead grandmother told her there wasn't any malt liquor in heaven because Billy Dee Williams wasn't dead yet. makes sense to me.

mark, still waiting to hear more about yr adventures.

we ditched the landline at home and now have packet8 VOIP with our cable modamn. it's nice.