Heres more on our series of international blog posts.

I am currently sitting in a computer lab of the library of the university of monterrey. the keyboards are so fucked up here in mexico, that i will use minimal punctuation and capitalization.

See, martin, what you should of done is found a theatre close to the time zone and you would have had an extra hour. knoxville is pretty close, isnt it? good thing you just bought new tires to run from the cops with. too bad they didnt catch you. it would have been fun to drive up to knoxville to retrieve your impounded car.

so i left my blackberry on the plane, which is no big deal because im a corporate shill and corporate shills can spend corporate money like water. but i do have to go to boise next week so im sure it will be a pain in the ass not to have it. oh well, i dont want to talk to them any way.

also, by the way, the robot factory is at 95% shit saturation. its going to blow. who the hell was responsible for the control system to keep that level maintained. somebody get the president on the line. except i think thats me. and i lost my cell phone.

speaking of my government, i am appointing matt flagg my consulate general in San Fran. i expect everything to be prepared for my state visit. i want a bowl of ricearoni on a trolley with a bunch of gay guys.

singing show tunes.

For next time, martin, use the new yahoo maps. they have traffic information in them.