i think it may also need to be pointed out that i don't wear any underdrawers. it's more comfortable that way, especially in the summer. so when i removed my pants in brad's car (after i had removed my shirt), i was completely naked (that's right - naked. not nekkid. i wasn't up to anything.). i was sitting on some newspapers and my butt was very clean (as is my custom), so the seat isn't contaminated or anything. damnit, i'm hungry. time to scrounge up some breakfast.