You're my hero if you responded with "at your mom's place every night," Martin. Hit by a horse, eh? Hmm, that could be painful. I'm assuming it wasn't, or else you would be saying shit like "I was hospitalized by a horse."

Last night, I picked up this great book called The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D'oh! of Homer. It's an academic analysis of The Simpsons by a bunch of philosophy students and professors. Pretty hilarious shit - you kids should get a kick out of it. It's also a great way to boost trivia knowledge.

Ted, did you get the bike cog tattoo?