I have not posted in a while either. I want to talk about beer. Good ol' oat soda. Now, you have to make a conscious decesion about beer. That is, will you drink bad beer if it is free? And, how bad a beer will you drink? Will you drink really bad beer if someone pays you? Note, this decision must be made of sound mind because once you have had a few good beers, your judgement can get seriously impaired. So, everyone take a moment and decide (right now) for yourself whether or not you will drink bad beer for free. I have made the decision that yes I will drink bad beer for free. However, I will not drink really bad beer for free (though I would drink it if someone paid me... and not very much money would be required). I recently had to distinguish my judgement (made of sound mind) when I had Micholobe Ultra, the low carbohydrate beer for people who want to watch their weight. This beer is disgusting. Horrible. The worst of the worst. The bottom of the barrel (which is a brewer's term for beer that is really malty and thick) is better than this beer. It tastes like really bad water. Like a soda water that had beer which has already been through someone's urine stream mix in with the water. I strongly suggest that you (everyone) avoid this beer. If you are going to drink bad free beer, please reconsider this choice while you still have your wits about you. This beer has gone on my "No thanks" list. Along with anal sex and trepanation.

In other news, I feel that Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake planned the whole thing and didn't get the reaction they were looking for so they made up the "wardrobe malfuction" line. If I had known that there was going to be free porn during the superbowl halftime I would not have switched when I saw the N'sync dude come on stage. I was instead watching the surreal life marathon on WB. This was not much better quality programming than Justin. But, oh well. I think that if there is a live telecast you should not be shocked to see shit go awry. I'm not saying that one should expect it, but one should not be surprised. They (CBS) are going to have a longer tape delay for the grammies to try and prevent the MTV Kiss or this Super Fiasco.

Hope everyone is well.

Mark