Tuesday, April 27, 2004

BRAD!


BRAD!


Brad, much like the worldwide glut of a grape harvest made yummy wine even cheaper than before, the current glut of zombie movies is making it possible for you to enjoy first-run zombie flicks in a theater again. Have you seen 28 Days Later and/or Dawn of the Dead?


When I was unemployed and hopeful in Chicago, I enrolled in bartending school. Yes, yes, I now have a degree in applied and practical mixology. Here's my recipe for a zombie. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Pour:

  • 0.5 oz light rum

  • 0.5 oz dark rum

  • 2 oz sour mix

  • 2 oz orange juice

  • 0.25 oz amaretto

in a highball glass over ice. Shake, stir, strain, rotate, translate, blend, whip, chop, puree, liquefy, WHATEVER. JUST MIX IT ALL UP.

Float on top:
  • 0.5 oz 151 proof rum

Drink, eat, be fat and drunk.


As you can tell, it is actually a fruity girly drink with a thinly-veiled macho name. JUST LIKE BRAD USED TO LIKE.


How ya been, slackass?

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