mark's right about my minion. does anyone watch aqua teen hunger force? my minion is sort of like dr weird's minion steve. by that i mean that i hurl corn cobs at him with such velocity that they pierce his flesh and pin him to the wall.

so my plan is to rear my minion as a henchman or perhaps an arch-minion. we'll see how that plays out.

navigator. that doesn't sound like a minion position. maybe things are different when you navigate in space ... but in the car, the navigator basically has all the power. you tell the driver where to turn, what direction you're facing, etc. you know. or like navigating martin's videogaming. he mindlessly kills things and the navigator solves the puzzles.

also -- what's the deal, mark -- you can't write an href? it's not like this is some super fucking secret project. make it so i can click on the motherfucker.

by your dog, i presume you mean your sister's boyfriend's father's dog, right? don't kill it. they'll be pissed. noone want's to come back from tuscany to a rotting pile of dog in the living room.

'the return of harry potter, again' was better than the first two. the complaint that i've heard is that you couldn't follow the movie if you didn't read the book. who is going to see these movies who hasn't read the books? the only people who don't read the books appear to be those 'intellectuals' who've written harry potter off as 'pop' and beneath them, so they forsake the entire enterprise.

and brad - you should collect spam emails. they're hard to come by.