Golf isn't a sport. It's a game.

Chain smoking, however, is most certainly a sport. It takes black lungs of iron to carry on a good smoking chain for a long while. As for the conservative/liberal aspects thereof, i'm drawing a blank. i think there's evidence both ways. The most compelling arguement i can think of is that chainsmoking smacks of personal freedoms and giving the government the finger. Which would historically be a conservative arguement, altho i think these days it counts as anarchy and heresay.

didn't the USA PATRIOT act outlaw smoking anything but freedom cigarettes?