Ok, Brad.

You can go work in England.

Are you happy now?

I will soon be the proud owner of a Canon Wordtank G-50.

editor's note: that's great michael. what the fuck does it do? presumably it looks up words and translates between japanese and english, or it rolls around on 2-ton treads destroying lexicons with 5cm explosive shells, or it's a set of fucking car keys. please enlighten us.