Has anyone heard anything out of the Matt/Rox/Ian roadtrip crew? Does anyone have a cell phone number for any of them?

Mike, congrats on both your second interview and the 500th post to the fortress blog. Hopefully this will mean bling and blowjobs in the forseeable future.

Martin, i hate to piss in your cornflakes, but if you and yer special lady live 1. in different area codes or 2. more than 2 hours apart, you're in a LDR. Was i incorrect to infer that she lives in Nashvegas? Perhaps that was a temporary housing thing.

I'm using a bootlegged copy of Matlab from Mike at work and daaaaamn dogg it is tits-on perfect.