ah, well, my penis happens to be filthy. i should probably stop using it to type but it keeps the repetitive stress injuries from bothering my wrist so much. now let me address my nazi friends attempts to discredit my propaganda. a) i am a whackjob, just ask anyone who's seen my typing recently b) brainwashing is great for kids. this is definitely the #1 reason people wash their hands c) peer pressure is great for kids

on a serious note, you really should wash your hands every time you touch your elbow or touch your head or touch money or before you eat or after holding someone else's dick in the bathroom. unfortunately, sinks are usually only located in kitchens and bathrooms. because of this tragedy, people generally feel pressure to wash their hands only after using the bathroom. join me friends. let us fight for a sink in every room. what a wonderful world that would be. so just to reiterate, the point of my previous post was that people that do fake hand washes are silly. if you're going to go to all the trouble of turning on the faucet you might as well lather up.

i can record a show and watch another with my tivo. i get two satellite signals from direct tv. what i can't do is record two different shows and watch a third different show. i'm not sure if it's just direct tv that provides the two signals for tivo. like mike said, people don't want to advertise that they suck.