yeah brad get you some! net babes galore! hey, internet-instigated relationships really do work... worked for ted and nikki!

i just spent all day shopping. man, ladies clothes at the mall are expensive! marshalls rules. ross not as much. victoria's secret sales-ladies are sly sly people. they say things like "oh she'd definitely love that... i know i would really love to get that... picture me in that... yes i know i'm hot and using it to push merchandise... these are not the droids you are looking for... now i am the master." but hah! their jedi mind tricks didn't work on me. i took my business to bitches (rich's) instead.