We are at a very small (infinetesimally, if you will) crisis point gentlemen. The problem is as follows . . . mikex0r is better than me at Mario Kart DS. Now, I know that I have long led this band of assholes down the path of videogame righteousness. With competition from Jeremy when we fight with our puzzlers (however not puzzle fighter . . he kicked my ass in that), I feel like I have resoundly owned the videogame market amongst out group of friends. ALAS THAT IS NO MORE. I honestly can't explain it . . . mike is just better than I am so far. I think I am starting to bridge the gap, but the man is close to getting trip-stars, TRIP-FUCKING-STARS dammit!!!!! Soon the name mikx0r will be pasted atop all the forum as the mythical man that no one can beat. Children in the corner of the room will wisper that they once saw his avatar (The Green Face of Death) with three, yes three stars by it. The kids will be slapped by their parents as they explain that "we don't talk of such thing! What if you draw his attention, surely we will all perish." Needless to say falling to *urk* second has destroyed my self esteem. I am currently prostituting my self to bums that don't even have money. The are paying me in insults, because that is all that I am worth! Fortunately my soul still burns.

As I have been reading the blog from the beginning I have come up with a few observations:

1. I think jeremy has found his job where he gets to wear his hawaiian shirt and list to npr . . . the only draw back is they don't let him leave.
2. I can't spell/type for shit. Honestly, I have no idea how anyone understood anything I wrote a few years ago.
3. I seem to fall into cycle where my life will be stable and then utter chaos.
4. I miss Brad and Mark.

Went to a wedding this weekend. It, like many other things, made me realize that I'm not at a point in my life where I think it is wise to be married. Chowning, however, is totally at that point.

Still no bandwidth.