So, MikeX0R has started his own government. Fortunately, he has appointed a cabinet. So far, Martin is the Minister of Bitches, Jeremy is the Mister of Keeping-It-Real and I have just recently been appointed to the Minister of the Interior. Nick (coworker at Playmotion) has just been appointed Minister of Beer, though he may be derelict in his duties. There are long stories behind why the appointments have taken place, but we won't delve into that on this post.

MikeX0R also has an army. The ninjas. Don't let him call them out on you, for you shall then know fear. Once called, the ninjas cannot be stopped and are only sated by blood.

Unfortunately, there has been some upheaval lately. It has come to the attention that a recall is necessary. As such, this letter was drafted today:

Dear Sir,

It has come to our attention that you have been woefully derelict in your duties. You have been set with goals that the constituency feels were modestly attainable. However, in failing to meet the target goal standards time after time, we are hereby removing you from office. This removal process will be officially complete when an acceptable replacement can be found. For now, please consider your status as Mister of Bitches to be a lame duck term. You can redeem yourself from the former shame of your previous term, but you will not be eligible for reappointment.

We are sorely disappointed in your promised performance. We regret that such harsh action had to be undertaken. All of the members hope that we can move past this schism and onto a more palatable arrangement.

Thank you,



Gorgatron
Prime Minister

As such, now there is an opening for Mister of Bitches. If you feel you have what it takes, please inform MikeX0R at his next council meeting.