When it comes to beer, I have relatively few rules. I am not a proud man but one that enjoys beer. If it is free, I will have at least one. But yea and verily, there are few beers which probably not have any. Mark, you hit the nail on the head about Michelob Ultra. It's ultra-nasty ass. Keep in mind that comes from a guy who enjoys PBR and malt liquor (yes, I'm still an Olde English "800" man, altho Steel Reserve is giving it a run for its money). In fact, I've put Michelob Ultra below Iron City beer on my "no thanks" list.

Shitty alcoholic beverages I'd rather drink that Michelob Ultra (in no particular order):

• those craptastic new flavored malt beverages (citrona, bacardi whatever, etc)


• wine coolers


• cosmopolitans


• Iron City beer


• Corona


• your mom


• Boone's Farm


• box wine


• mat shots