Thursday, August 12, 2004

it's true that i'm in bumbledebumble salina, kansas.
it's also true that i suck and didn't tell ted shit until just last night.

i lobbied hard to stop and see the world's largest prarie dog yesterday, but we decided to press on to see a movie. we tried oakley, kansas, but their theatre only shows on fridays, sats, and sundays. then we tried hays, kansas, but we were 15 minutes late. finally, we arrived late in salina, kansas... too tired to go to the movies. but there is bandwidth! holiday inn express rules. i'm so proud to say i set up a network bridge in winXP so ian's laptop, which does not have wireless, could bridge through my laptop's wireless via cat5 cable for net access.

unfortunately, this means our dork asses are late for getting on the road to hot springs national park today. all because we have bandwidth and good coffee. and just think, if i had purchased doom3 yesterday, i would be smiting ian right now. too bad i am poor. anyone else get it / download it? i need a hookup.

as for road news:
vegas was sweet. we didn't give those bastards a penny. the one nightclub in the world using interactive projection like playmotion wouldn't let me in because i didn't have the right shoes. bastards. roxanne, of course, being a girl infiltrated and reverse engineered their shit for me.

zion had a great trail through the narrows / canyon involving walking knee deep through a stream. incredible.

bryce was sweet. so was the 6 pack.

canyonlands was the land of illegal camping and rock art. no beer unfortunately, but mystical rock art.

arches was crowded but those arches are so damn bizarre and seemingly impossible!

nobody is dead. roxanne has yet to roll an ankle thanks to her fancy new boots.

we'll be back saturday. signing off from kansas.

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