While i am not disagreeing with the fact that i am, in fact, full of shit, i don't think you read my post. If she's in a different area code or more than 2 hours away, that's a LDR. i didn't know she lived in athens, which is totally not a LDR from atlanta. i think you need a cold shower or something. CAN A NIGGA GET A LAP DANCE?

So Matt Flagg finally called me from Salinas, Kansas last night to let me know they weren't gonna make it to chicago. It's true that chicago is a few hundred miles out of the way from a LA -> ATL run and may require you to drive through such states as Iowa or Indiana.

that's my story.