I've begun a task that is so fiendishly difficult, that it ranks as a 3 on the "Impossibility Scale." But after I ranked it, I realized I had to define this scale. so here goes:
1. Possible, but stupid
2. Theres nothing else better to do
3. Not impossible, but theres a better way
4. Takes forever
5. 5
6. 6
7. Impossible as hell
8. Are you insane?
9. Are you retarded?
10. Are you insane AND retarded?

I dont know. It may even be beneath the scale I made up for it, since it'll probably only take a couple days.

For those of you who I didnt tell, which I think is everyone who reads this, I went to the intellectual hub of Georgia, Statesboro, this past weekend.

This is why. My aunt was inducted into the hall of fame there. So we went down for the ceremonies. There was a dinner Friday, and then something at halftime at the football game. Since GS was pounding the crap out of the South Dakota Jackrabbits, (42-7 at the half) we left after the plaque presentation.

Whats the deal with people who play cymbals for a marching band at halftime? Do they feel like they have to complicate their performance just because they're playing probably the simplest instrument out there? The Georgia Southern cymbalists were dancing around and rolling around on the grass and all sorts of crap during the half time show. it was funny.