International blog posts can suck my fat peepee.

I'm in Beijing, have been for 5 days. Flying home to sweet home Chicago tomorrow.

I almost yelled ANY OF YOU FAGS WANNA OPEN THE FRIDGE in the bar tonight.




Yes, i'm drunk. Fuck you.

Tsingtaos are on me, you suckers. Meet you outside in 20 minutes.

xoxoxo

ted