I suck at dodgeball. Mostly because I throw like a 12 year old girl.

Don't worry, I'm on a 10-step program to rectify the situation.

In better news, I won my fantasy baseball league. I pulled in a cool grand and a trophy. Not bad for my rookie year. Dinner's on me the next time you visit me up in L'ville.

People must be a little bit dumber in the morning.

Has anyone ever noticed how breakfast is outrageously over priced in most places? Should 2 eggs really cost any more than a $1.50? What about 3 pieces of bread dipped in egg and milk? Should that really cost $7.95?

No, it shouldnt. I'm not saying I dont understand that they got to pay rent and pay wages, but why the hell does anybody go out of their way to pay that much for food they can buy at the grocery store for a tenth the price? Isnt this what economics is for?

Go! Tell the People!

Man, that Stephen Popick. Always had a goat to blow. Good times.

But seriously, goats are the sluts of the barnyard.